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Post by CASPER on Feb 3, 2006 12:10:36 GMT -5
~* Computer Viruses *~
Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB,
and then slowly expands to 300MB.
Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files
and deletes them.
Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
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Post by BoBsiE on Feb 9, 2006 13:31:49 GMT -5
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Post by BoBsiE on Feb 9, 2006 13:32:17 GMT -5
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Post by CASPER on Feb 10, 2006 12:50:01 GMT -5
 Just remember there's a 2 drink minimum  |
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Post by BoBsiE on Feb 14, 2006 13:59:49 GMT -5
lol
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Post by CASPER on Feb 14, 2006 17:53:48 GMT -5
This'll help  |
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Post by BoBsiE on Feb 18, 2006 15:49:21 GMT -5
I like blue vodka lol
whiskys a bit sharp for me lol
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Post by CASPER on Feb 18, 2006 16:19:33 GMT -5
blue vodka ?Is that made from Blue potatoes ?  |
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Sabulana
Wandering Spirit
Pubs O' the world Beware !
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Post by Sabulana on Feb 25, 2006 9:54:42 GMT -5
...I can remember drinking blue vodka once, pushing it away and telling everybody not to let me have any more alcohol...
I did that several times in one night too...
Alcohol is VERY bad for me.
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Post by CASPER on Feb 27, 2006 13:19:23 GMT -5
 LOL & a HEHehe Famous last words |
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Post by Dustar Forgash on Feb 27, 2006 15:47:38 GMT -5
Alchohol is bad for me too. I got drunk and made out with someone's fiance'..  Glad I stopped after that.. A friend over in Cali got drunk last night, and now she's going to be a single mother... |
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Wandering Spirit
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Post by Sabulana on Feb 28, 2006 8:29:38 GMT -5
 Dude, what did she DO!? First time I got drunk (only time I was ever really really drunk), I...kinda...talked a lot and sent text messages detailing what I seem to have thought I was doing to my boyfriend on a table. O.o Second time I drank enough to get "slightly squiffy" and thought adding blood to vodka would make it pink. Though thankfully I didn't actually hurt myself. I just...crawled around because I couldn't stand up. |
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Post by CASPER on Feb 28, 2006 11:29:22 GMT -5
Oi the drunk'n war stories I could tell When I was in the 82nd Airborne We'll life was nothing but stress & alcohol was our only legal option to for get the day to day in Hell ~* My most epic drunk *~ More or less ended in me stumbling into my barracks just in time to change into PT gear I made it to formation, did the whole warm up program Push ups, sit ups, leg lifts, arm rotations side straddle hop { jumping jacks army style } & even a five mile run I had no concept of pain  I was totally wasted but I made it through. Later Well long story short I retraced my steps after that blind 3 day drunk'n binge I tacked my self across Ft Bragg over 15 miles on foot as it all came back to me in little flash backs Oi I was totally out of my goad Hang'n of 2 story statues at 4am sing'n cadences at the top of my lungs.. I did the obstacle coarse Jeez I trained better totally FUBAR than ever Uncle Sam had ever tested me ;D |
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Glad I stopped after that..
Dude, what did she DO!?