Post by CASPER on Aug 17, 2006 12:00:21 GMT -5
A British Army Colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.
One Trooper he passed sported an enormous erection.
The Colonel shouted
"Sergeant-Major! This man has been far too long from home"
"Give him 30 days compassionate home leave."
"Yes sir," the Sgt. Major replied with a click of his heels.
As the Colonial again inspected his troops a few months later
the same thing occurred with the same trooper.
The Colonel barked "Sergeant-Major !!"
"Give this man another 30 days leave to go home !"
A few months later, same troop, same problem.
The Colonel angrily demands of the Sgt. Major
"I ordered this man be given two compassionate home leaves ?!"
The Sgt. Major replies "Yes Sir you most certainly did !" .
Dismayed the Colonel asks
"Then what's his problem, Sergeant-Major ?"
The Sgt. Major salutes and says, "Sir. It's you he's fond of."
One Trooper he passed sported an enormous erection.
The Colonel shouted
"Sergeant-Major! This man has been far too long from home"
"Give him 30 days compassionate home leave."
"Yes sir," the Sgt. Major replied with a click of his heels.
As the Colonial again inspected his troops a few months later
the same thing occurred with the same trooper.
The Colonel barked "Sergeant-Major !!"
"Give this man another 30 days leave to go home !"
A few months later, same troop, same problem.
The Colonel angrily demands of the Sgt. Major
"I ordered this man be given two compassionate home leaves ?!"
The Sgt. Major replies "Yes Sir you most certainly did !" .
Dismayed the Colonel asks
"Then what's his problem, Sergeant-Major ?"
The Sgt. Major salutes and says, "Sir. It's you he's fond of."
