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Post by CASPER on Sept 11, 2006 12:59:12 GMT -5
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an deserted island for many, many years One day a magic lamp washed up on shore. They rubbed it to clear away the sea weed Lo & behold out popped a genie. The genie said that she was so greatful to be released She would only give each one of the girls a singel wish. The redhead made her wish first. ''I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!'' "As you wish,'' noded the genie. & the red head poofed away to her happy friends & a life of parties & entertainment. Then the brunette made her wish. ''I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!'' "As you wish,'' noded the genie. & ~* POOF *~ the brunette was at home in the loving arms of her family Suddenly blonde started to cry. The genie felt so bad so sorry she pleaded " oh you poor child, please make the wish that will make you happy & I shall grant it straite away the blonde sobed ''I wish my friends were back here!'' ~* Poof ~ Zap *~  |
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Post by CASPER on Mar 10, 2009 19:58:48 GMT -5
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How to best describe a blond, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
Q: How do you confuse a blond?
A: You don't. We're born this way.
Q: How do you drive a blond crazy?
A: Give me a bag of M&Ms & pay me to alphabetize them.
I do well with the Ms & Ws ; P
Q: Why did the blond man get arrested by Airport Security?
A: The sign said 'Declare All Valuables' so he showed the officer the Family Jewels.
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Post by AltDelete on Mar 10, 2009 20:14:01 GMT -5
Why did the blond man drown?
The sign said 'NO SWIMMING'.
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Post by CASPER on Mar 12, 2009 13:42:38 GMT -5
Civic Lesson
In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States.
The requirements are pretty simple.
The candidate must be a natural born citizen
&
at least 35 years old.
So of course,
some blond kid in the class pipes up and begins complaining
about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen.
In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"
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Post by CASPER on May 7, 2010 14:26:15 GMT -5
Gray on top ~ Eternally Blond to the bone
Lights flashing, sirens blaring,
a highway patrolman finally catches up with a speeding car
that had been recklessly swerving through heavy traffic.
Astounded
he sees an attractive older woman behind the wheel
driving with her her elbows
while knitting some thing that was clearly abstracting her view of the road
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
"PULL OVER!"
"NO!"
the older blond yelled back,
"IT'S A SCARF!"
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Post by CASPER on Mar 19, 2012 23:25:12 GMT -5
First Class Blond
A plane fly's toward Detroit
mid flight a Blond woman in economy class gets up
&
moves into an open seat in the first class section.
A flight attendant saw her move & politely informed the Blond that she must sit in economy class because that's the ticket she paid for.
The Blond replied,
"I'm Blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit !"
"I am Fist Class so I am staying right here."
After repeated attempts & no success convincing the Blond to move, the flight attendant informed the pilots
"There's a Blond bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat."
The co-pilot then tries his best to convince the Blond, that if she refuses to move she could be arrested when the plane lands .
Again
The Blondie replied,
"I'm Blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit !"
"I am Fist Class so I am staying right here."
All polite explanations and threats ignored.
The co-pilot reported back to the cockpit and suggested the arrival gate should have the woman jailed as soon as they landed.
The pilot replied ,
"You say she's Blond?"
" I'll handle this."
" I speak Blond."
"I married one"
The Pilot goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear.
The Blond woman blushes a bit & apologies
"Oh, I'm sorry,"
Then she quickly moved back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant & co-pilot asked in amazement what the pilot had said to end such a fuss.
The pilot replied
"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."
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