Post by CASPER on Sept 16, 2006 14:28:32 GMT -5
An old, ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major
was visiting a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance,
one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man."
" Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looking at his awards & metals said,
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to liven up a conversation, said,
"You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally, the young lady said,
"You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,"
" but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are."
" You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? "
"I mean, no sex since 1955!?"
Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk,
she took his hand and led him to a private room
where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwords, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,
"I'd hope not, it's just 2130 now."
was visiting a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance,
one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man."
" Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looking at his awards & metals said,
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to liven up a conversation, said,
"You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally, the young lady said,
"You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,"
" but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are."
" You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? "
"I mean, no sex since 1955!?"
Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk,
she took his hand and led him to a private room
where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwords, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,
"I'd hope not, it's just 2130 now."
