Post by CASPER on Dec 16, 2006 14:53:12 GMT -5
~ * Just as so many quick bits start *~
An older gentleman goes to the Doctor
&
complains
" Doctor I suffer from *silent gas emissions*, "
" I'm a quiet farter... "
Doing his best to be professional
the Doctor stifles his urge to laugh
&
simply nods as he replies
" Yes Sir, I understand "
" Silent gas emissions.. "
" This is nothing to be to upset about. "
" It is a common complaint, especially as we get older. "
" Certain foods, some vegetables & beans for instance.."
The old gent interrupts the doctor
&
protests with a some what guilty tone
" No Sir, Doctor.. "
" I don't think you do see.. "
" I have silent gas in the morning "
" I have silent gas in the after noon "
" I have silent gas in the after every meal "
" & "
" I have silent gas in the middle of the night.. "
" I've been having silent gas all day. "
Taking his note pad the doctor nods knowingly
&
assures the older gentleman
" Yes, yes, "
" We will look into your diet & run a few simple tests "
" First off, I'm scheduling to have your hearing tested "
